tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291798032024-03-07T22:56:48.155-05:00Serene Musings<i>Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned </i>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.comBlogger582125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-14331058516743951682023-10-13T18:12:00.000-04:002023-10-13T18:12:29.775-04:00My Tribute to Jimmy BuffettI've been a Jimmy Buffett fan since I was a teenager in the early 1990s. Two of my all-time favorite Buffett tunes are Floridays, from the 1986 album of the same name, and Brahma Fear, from his 1974 album Livin' and Dyin' in 3/4 Time. <div><br /></div><div>As a musician, I realized long ago that these two songs have similar chord structures. In fact, the chord progression in the verses is identical. </div><div><br /></div><div>The similarities led me to create a medley of these two songs, one flowing naturally into the next. I've been playing this medley on my guitar for years. </div><div><br /></div><div>I've covered a lot of Buffett songs on my <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn4QEHbr9HMMgdJ6y-k6AfA">YouTube channel</a>, but I wanted to do something special this time as a memorial. So I decided to do a piano version of the Floridays/Brahma Fear medley. </div><div><br /></div><div>Neither of these songs is among Buffett's most well-known. You have to be a pretty dyed-in-the-wool Buffett fan to know them. So I realize a lot of people won't want to listen to 7 and a half minutes of unfamiliar cover songs. But if you're interested, here's my memorial to Jimmy. </div><div><br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="358" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/EY3YbuNBgzw" width="424" youtube-src-id="EY3YbuNBgzw"></iframe></div><br /> </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-16256190887113875232023-07-02T14:25:00.000-04:002023-07-02T14:25:25.179-04:00What More Do You Want??<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAy96hVxerW65gFF44bSKE8iwkAaoIx9UYnLkgdUhYyxDD6-NJR3VMLXG0HkrdMVEeuLU9amsyto1yn9QXGFd_XPQNl-TXS-CPXZsbfVujMFQ-WEd0CFmXQR31h4JxdaQ-nFP5eJ4hV_XqiWHsbfWmBOu8UdDzK1IFlpsZ2IyGOhub1AXhmNePFA/s768/b2d41512-5577-4d0d-9d04-a3ada1dcb07b.d8be137337d960943568b70153b16812.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="768" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAy96hVxerW65gFF44bSKE8iwkAaoIx9UYnLkgdUhYyxDD6-NJR3VMLXG0HkrdMVEeuLU9amsyto1yn9QXGFd_XPQNl-TXS-CPXZsbfVujMFQ-WEd0CFmXQR31h4JxdaQ-nFP5eJ4hV_XqiWHsbfWmBOu8UdDzK1IFlpsZ2IyGOhub1AXhmNePFA/s320/b2d41512-5577-4d0d-9d04-a3ada1dcb07b.d8be137337d960943568b70153b16812.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p>This is an honest question - and maybe a bit of a rant - directed at modern conservatives. Seriously, what more do you want? </p><p>I hear a lot of complaining and whining from conservative family members and friends, particularly about Biden and wokeness and gun rights and Hollywood's agenda, etc. Is it just that you won't be satisfied until you've gotten EVERYTHING? Is having <i>almost </i>everything not enough? You won't rest until we live in a 1-party system, maintained and controlled by the GOP? </p><p>Because from where I'm sitting, we're living in a conservative golden age. You've won. You've got it all. </p><p>True, you have a Democrat in the White House, but he's a doddering old fool AND a lifelong moderate. If you think Biden is liberal, you don't have a clue what liberal is. He was literally chosen as vice-president by Obama to shore up the moderates and independents!</p><p>You own an unassailable majority on the Supreme Court thanks to 3 nominations by a corrupt 1-term ultra-conservative president. And they are decidedly an activist court, having spent the last two years systematically undoing decades of legal precedent on a variety of issues, and regularly striking down liberal- and Democratic-sponsored legislation. </p><p>You may like what they've done, but that doesn't change the fact that what they are doing is the dictionary definition of judicial activism - something I hear conservatives complain about constantly ... when it's <i>liberal </i>judges doing it. And it's judicial activism at the <i>highest </i>level. </p><p>As of this writing in 2023, you own the House of Representatives, with the Leader and the majority under the sway of an ultra-conservative caucus. </p><p>You own a majority - albeit slim - of state governors, 26 to 24. But a lot of the Democratic governors, like my own in Kentucky, are moderate like Biden, rather than hard left. Are any of the Republican governors moderate? </p><p>And then there are the state legislatures. Nebraska has a unicameral, nonpartisan legislature, so there are only 49 legislatures at issue here. </p><p>Out of around 7,000 total state lawmakers, Republicans have an <i>800-member</i> advantage over Democrats. Overall, they control both chambers in 28 states, compared to only 19 states where Democrats control both chambers. </p><p>In 22 states, Republicans hold the legislature <i>and </i>the governor's office, compared to only 17 for the Democrats. </p><p>And finally, Republicans have veto-proof supermajorities in <i>20 states</i>, compared to only 9 for the Democrats. </p><p>So again I ask, what more do you want? Isn't this enough? You've won! You've had extremely low taxes for over 30 years, and you've had a virtually unregulated free market system that has allowed you to get immeasurably richer. And that's happened because you've already moved the Democratic party into your corner on that issue - Democrats believe in low taxes and free markets as much as Republicans these days. </p><p>So I can only assume that in your conservative wet dream, you simply want a 1-party system. You want anything that you perceive as liberalism to be destroyed. You've won politics and economics, so now you're going after culture and society. You don't want debate and democracy, you want what <i>you </i>want, and even as you win fight after fight after fight, your appetite can't be sated. It's like you've taken your economic principle of never having enough money and applied it to politics. You can't get enough.</p><p>So tell me, what more do you want? </p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-25504662434594083322022-02-13T12:49:00.003-05:002022-02-13T12:50:21.432-05:00Dear Bengals Fans: YOU'RE WELCOMEMost Bengals fans don't realize it, but I am personally responsible for the team's success this year. <div><br /></div><div>Reaching the Super Bowl for the first time in 33 years is a big deal. But then again, I was personally responsible for THAT trip to the big game too. </div><div><br /></div><div>Let me explain. </div><div><br /></div><div>We moved to Cincinnati from Louisville in the summer of 1988. I wasn't much of a football fan, but my father and sister were, so they were excited to have a hometown team to root for. As a result, I watched a lot of football that season - something I'd never done much of before. </div><div><br /></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhY2cUKvnv_iTyNSV0WYgBTEW2KQKZYS6NxQt88tQ3rGaqc6py43x4Z_5BaCAtPeUYI16-AH9DxsYt7fucgIXlLuvb722NzsZxSZA3t-aXkkLIj8Nmlr5GhWHaw3tuzEY6jOlgF0npYpZM32H5VxeY9gROW3YP2-bebpSRKSMaq7B36vOZAK-M=s2816" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1880" data-original-width="2816" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhY2cUKvnv_iTyNSV0WYgBTEW2KQKZYS6NxQt88tQ3rGaqc6py43x4Z_5BaCAtPeUYI16-AH9DxsYt7fucgIXlLuvb722NzsZxSZA3t-aXkkLIj8Nmlr5GhWHaw3tuzEY6jOlgF0npYpZM32H5VxeY9gROW3YP2-bebpSRKSMaq7B36vOZAK-M=w400-h268" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My Dad and I showing off our Bengals shirts<br />Christmas 1988</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><div>Of course, you know the story. The Bengals were good that year and made it to the Super Bowl in January of 1989. They came up 34 seconds short when Joe Montana connected with Jerry Rice in the end zone to seal the game for the 49ers. </div><div><br /></div><div>After that big year, the Bengals never quite lived up to expectations again and I lost interest. I spent the next 33 years playfully insulting my friends who liked football and generally feeling superior to all the rubes who lived and died over it every year. I never watched another Super Bowl or even another football game all the way through. </div><div><br /></div><div>Then came the fall of 2021. We sold our house and had to move in with in-laws while awaiting our new house to be finished. My father-in-law is a huge Bengals fan. My daughter has also, just this year, gotten into football too, thanks to her boyfriend. So watching football with the in-laws became a thing this year, and I got interested in the game for the first time since that 1988 season. </div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwgcFoqVh0jMkk9WFtFB0HXlOgTG6DQT7ONITOYeMXtYCdaROthjmjreUSWzL2S-cpwfcOfmfNupSs' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div><br /></div><div>Well, again, you know the story. The Bengals have been good and have made it to the Super Bowl. </div><div><br /></div><div>So twice in my life I've unexpectedly developed a temporary interest in football because of moving. And both those years, the Bengals have been good and have gone to the Super Bowl. And those are the ONLY two times they've gone to the Super Bowl in the last 40 years. </div><div><br /></div><div>So, Bengals fans, YOU'RE WELCOME. </div><div><br /></div>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-21106256978074405862021-08-27T19:59:00.000-04:002021-08-27T19:59:30.201-04:00Writing for Medium<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC1n_7JcD6AnT1GjcPM91-V41W-NItD_7mGtuC_lkwsKcct5gE86tH4T_WsdcywA_eYjygDYRXDz5Yv1MGGDiB02rDDuShByn0h9myXPAeHfInpGcOYrTtVpzIMV4unbQsSjqSeg/s1200/1_P81ck71Q_5PJGkKr3YP_2w.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="628" data-original-width="1200" height="167" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC1n_7JcD6AnT1GjcPM91-V41W-NItD_7mGtuC_lkwsKcct5gE86tH4T_WsdcywA_eYjygDYRXDz5Yv1MGGDiB02rDDuShByn0h9myXPAeHfInpGcOYrTtVpzIMV4unbQsSjqSeg/w320-h167/1_P81ck71Q_5PJGkKr3YP_2w.png" width="320" /></a></div><p>I've recently started writing for an online publisher called <a href="https://scottchristmas.medium.com/" target="_blank">Medium</a>. They host both free content as well as paid content, and as a writer, you can write for both. You can also submit articles to Medium publications (ezines, essentially) and be paid if your article is accepted. </p><p>Right now, I'm only publishing free content. In order to write paid content, you have to have at least 100 followers. </p><p>I don't expect anyone to sign up for a premium subscription. But you can create a Medium account for free and follow writers. You can read as many free articles as you want; there's a monthly limit on the premium articles if you don't have a subscription. </p><p>So I would appreciate it if you'd create a free account at Medium and then follow me. You can also choose to get emailed whenever I post a new article, if you want. <a href="https://scottchristmas.medium.com/">Here's a link to my page</a>. When you go to that page, you'll see a red button to follow me, and a red button with an envelope on it that will let you get notified by email when I publish. When you hit the follow button, it'll prompt you to create a free account. </p><p>After that, if you never read anything I write, or ever visit Medium again, you will still have done me a favor. You'd do me even more of a favor if you actually read the articles I publish and hit the "clap" button at the bottom of them (you can actually hit it multiple times, unlike normal "like" buttons). That applause button is one of the ways their algorithms determine your engagement with your readers. And that ultimately plays into getting your stuff publicized on the site, as well as, eventually, how much you get paid. </p><p>So anyway, go to <a href="https://scottchristmas.medium.com/">my page,</a> click the follow button, create a free account and follow me, sign up for an email subscription if you want, then read my articles and applaud them when you're done. </p><p>Or, don't do any of those things. But it would be a big help if you did.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-35282985870475559152021-05-02T22:36:00.003-04:002021-05-02T22:36:50.382-04:00My Latest Piano PieceA couple of years ago, I wrote an arrangement of the song "I Dreamed a Dream," from <i>Les Miserables</i>. I've never actually seen the play (or movie), but who doesn't love this song? I recently finished learning it, and I think it's a pretty good arrangement. You can watch it below. And <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn4QEHbr9HMMgdJ6y-k6AfA" target="_blank">here's a link</a> to follow my YouTube Channel. <div><br /><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/aPAzJqxnJLQ" width="320" youtube-src-id="aPAzJqxnJLQ"></iframe></div><br /><div><br /></div></div>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-19665670838233849432021-04-09T13:01:00.002-04:002021-04-09T13:02:46.268-04:00The Derek Chauvin Trial<p>In May of last year, I <a href="http://serene-musings.blogspot.com/2020/05/george-floyds-arrest-and-cause-of-death.html" target="_blank">posted an article</a> about my thoughts on the arrest of George Floyd. I made 5 points in that article: </p><p>1) Among the videos I watched of the arrest, I did not think the cops did anything to cause Floyd's death; </p><p>2) The videos I watched did not show Floyd violently resisting arrest, as I'd previously assumed; </p><p>3) He appeared to be in physical distress during the arrest;</p><p>4) He appeared drunk and may already have been in the midst of a medical emergency when cops arrived. I suggested it was probably a heart attack; </p><p>5) There's no apparent explanation for why they pinned him down for so long. </p><p>Since that post, new videos have come out, as well as the coroner's report. As it turns out, Floyd did resist arrest, refusing to remain in the car and dropping on his own to the ground several times. He kept saying he couldn't breathe <i>even before</i> he was pinned to the ground. He was saying it when they were trying to put him in the car. Clearly, if he <i>already</i> was having trouble breathing at that point, then he was, as I suggested, already in the midst of a medical emergency. From the cops' perspective, it would be easy to assume that he was just trying to get out of being arrested. Perhaps that's why they ignored similar pleas once he was on the ground.</p><p><b>It's also noteworthy that Floyd, himself, said he'd rather be held on the ground than held in the squad car. </b></p><p>The coroner ruled that he died from "cardiopulmonary arrest" secondary to police actions. He found significant blockages in Floyd's heart, but did not rule that it was a heart attack. He also found multiple drug intoxication, including meth, fentanyl, and several different strains of marijuana. Floyd was not drunk. </p><p>There is still no real explanation for why they pinned him down as long as they did. They had called for an ambulance and were awaiting its arrival, but other than that, it's not clear why they kept holding him down, even after he quit moving and talking.</p><p>Derek Chauvin - the knee on the neck guy - is currently on trial. There are three different charges the jury is considering - 2nd degree unintentional murder, 3rd degree murder, and 2nd degree manslaughter. He's not charged with 1st degree murder because that would mean he had planned to kill Floyd beforehand. </p><p>2nd degree unintentional murder means you <b>weren't </b>trying to kill someone, but you unintentionally killed someone while committing a felony (think of someone who robs a house, gets confronted by the homeowner, and hits them with a baseball bat; then later the victim dies). </p><p>3rd degree murder means you unintentionally killed someone while doing something inherently dangerous and without regard to other people's safety (think of someone driving 90 down the road who then hits someone and kills them). </p><p>2nd degree manslaughter is the lowest charge and essentially means you were negligent and took an unreasonable risk, resulting in someone's death (think of a doctor who performs a non-emergent surgery despite knowing the patient was unstable, and then the patient dies). </p><p>I'm not sure how they can hope to pin the first charge on him. I guess they are hoping to prove that putting his knee on the man's neck was, in fact, a felonious assault on Floyd. In my opinion, that goes way too far. He clearly wasn't attempting to assault the man ... he was subduing a person who was resisting arrest. </p><p>The 3rd degree charge is more realistic, although it has a phrase in the official language that I think would be problematic for an impartial jury. It says that the act not only has to be "imminently dangerous" and "without regard for human life," but done while also "evidencing a depraved mind." </p><p>I guess "a depraved mind" can mean different things to different people, but to me it implies that you were kind of out of your head when you did it. Like someone in a fight who, in a blind rage, shoves someone and they bang their head on the way down and die. I'm not sure you could convince me beyond a reasonable doubt that Chauvin acted "with a depraved mind" in what he did. I think he probably thought he was subduing a repeat offender who was acting erratic and resisting arrest, all the while being confronted by an increasingly angry group of bystanders. </p><p>The most reasonable charge, for me, is the second degree manslaughter. And that's primarily related to the length of time he leaned on the man's neck. Unless he can take the stand and provide some reasonable, believable, and justifiable rationale for kneeling on him for 9 minutes, including something like 3 minutes after he stopped moving and talking, then he obviously was taking an unreasonable risk, especially in light of Floyd's repeated statements that he was dying and couldn't breathe. </p><p>I think it's highly likely the jury will find him guilty of either the 3rd degree murder charge or the 2nd degree manslaughter charge. If not for the attention given the case, and the protests and everything else, I don't think prosecutors would even have charged him with the second degree murder count. I don't see how they could really hope to convince an impartial jury that Chauvin committed a felonious assault by subduing the man with his knee, regardless of how reckless it might have been. </p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-37022520178810282062020-12-31T10:45:00.001-05:002020-12-31T10:45:00.857-05:002020 Year In Review<p> This year sucked. </p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-25152092943309383252020-12-06T18:42:00.000-05:002020-12-06T18:42:29.042-05:00Yes, I'll Let This Come Between Us<p>Everyone always talks about how you shouldn't let politics come between you and your friends and family. I totally agree. Politics is an important topic, and what you believe politically definitely matters. But relationships should take priority over political differences. </p><p>I've embodied this my whole life. Throughout my adulthood, most of my closest friends have held different political opinions from my own. The vast majority are registered Republicans or Independents. Off the top of my head, I can only think of one that is a blue-blood Democrat.</p><p>I believe whole-heartedly that the Trump administration represents an unprecedented danger to American society and politics. Because of that, I would certainly not seek out a new relationship with someone I knew was an ardent Trump supporter. But I would not, and have not, let support for Trump get in between me and any of my existing relationships. Thankfully, I don't have very many Trump-supporting friends and family (but I do have a few!). </p><p>Be that as it may, I've finally found something that I will, in fact, let interfere in my relationships. And that's the pandemic. Like everything else in this deeply fractured country, the pandemic has been politicized. But it's not political. It's about science and medicine. It's about the health and well-being of society. </p><p>We can differ on whether shut-downs are effective, or about the balancing of physical health against mental and economic health. Those are legitimate debates. But what's not debatable is the seriousness of this disease, or wearing a mask when you're in public. </p><p>Having now spent 9 months (and counting) working the front lines of this pandemic, I have seen what this disease can do. I've seen people die. I've seen people sicker than they've ever been in their lives. I've witnessed the long-term effects on the heart and lungs. I've seen people on ventilators for weeks, turned face-down in their hospital bed as part of a therapeutic, gravity-based protocol. I've seen an ER overrun with Covid-positive patients who are short of breath and having chest pain. </p><p>If you refuse to acknowledge the severity of this disease; if you act like this disease is just another flu; if you refuse to wear a mask in public; if you support retailers and restaurants that flaunt mandates; if you argue that this is all just unnecessary hysterics... </p><p>If you do and say these things, then no, we can't be friends. Yes, I <i>will </i>let this come between us. </p><p>This is a deal-breaker. </p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-80653786839978089652020-12-02T19:01:00.001-05:002020-12-02T19:01:19.219-05:00Clair de Lune<p>Two of the most famous classical piano pieces are named after the moon. Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven was one of the first classical pieces I ever learned, back in high school. The other is Clair de Lune by Debussy, which literally means Moonlight. Beethoven didn't name his piece - he called it "Sonata Quasi Una Fantasia" - meaning simply "Sonata almost like a fantasy." (A fantasy was a type of semi-improvisational solo piano piece.) </p><p>Debussy, on the other hand, did name his piece Clair de Lune, although that wasn't his original name for it. Written early in his career, around 1890, he originally called it Promenade Sentimentale - "A sentimental walk." It was the third movement of a 4-movement piece. But he didn't publish it at the time.</p><p>Fifteen years later, in 1905, a publisher convinced him to publish it. He agreed, but only after making significant changes to the music. He also decided to rename the third movement Clair de Lune, after a poem that he liked. </p><p>I can remember my Dad playing the opening of Clair de Lune when I was a kid. He'd learned it when HE was a kid, and still remembered the first few bars. He did the same thing with Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. It was his tinkering with Moonlight Sonata that first inspired me to learn that piece when I was a teenager. But I never played Clair de Lune back then. </p><p>So this year, I decided to learn Dad's old favorite. I don't think he ever learned the difficult middle part, so I've managed to outdo him on this one. (I outdid him on Moonlight Sonata too, learning the more difficult second and third movements, as well as the first.) </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/eWvBu1j4wcY" width="320" youtube-src-id="eWvBu1j4wcY"></iframe></div><br /><p><br /></p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-23381765130398254262020-11-07T17:50:00.002-05:002020-11-07T17:50:33.855-05:00Two New Songs<p>My uncle is an old Buddy Holly fan, and he asked me to do a Buddy Holly song. I decided to do Oh Boy, because it's always been my favorite Holly tune. </p><p>When I was in high school, M and I spent a lot of time talking on the phone. For some bizarre reason, her phone picked up a local oldies radio station. Anytime she was on her bedroom phone, you could hear the oldies station in the background. So old 1950s rock n' roll hits were frequently the background music to our hours-long conversations in high school. Oh Boy was played frequently and I loved the background vocals - they were so emblematic to me of 50s pop music. </p><p>Anyway, this is my rendition of Oh Boy (without any backing vocals of course). I created the backing track online by writing out the drum and bass lines and then playing it in the background as I played and sang guitar live. </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/osgTGChMcf8" width="320" youtube-src-id="osgTGChMcf8"></iframe></div><br /><br /><p></p><p>And the next song is Goodbye, by Elton John. This is the last track on his 1971 Madman Across the Water album. I have no idea what it's about - like a lot of his songs from the early 70s, it doesn't really make any sense. But I love its melancholy beauty. </p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/V5hK8LNG2fg" width="320" youtube-src-id="V5hK8LNG2fg"></iframe></div><br /><p><br /></p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-15895706525631049762020-11-05T18:09:00.003-05:002020-11-05T18:09:45.075-05:00Fixing Our Political Party ProblemAs of this writing, the 2020 election still hangs in the balance two days after Election Day as states finish counting ballots. In the interim, I've been thinking about how we could solve our little problem of massive, widespread political unrest and division. <div><br /></div><div>The first step, of course, would be to have a normal, non-divisive human being in the White House, someone who actually seeks to unite rather than divide. But that's not actually what I want to talk about. </div><div><br /></div><div>Instead, I want to talk about fixing our existing political parties. There are a million things that should happen - chief among them would be extensive changes to campaign finance, including a complete ban on television, internet, and print advertising. I would also argue that campaigns should be 100% publicly-funded - no private donations, and definitely no Super PACs. </div><div><br /></div><div>But as for the parties themselves, they should be each be split in two. Mainstream Republicans get hurt in elections by their association with right wing extremists. Similarly for mainstream Democrats. </div><div><br /></div><div>Biden's failure to secure a resounding victory on Election Day was partly due to the Trump campaign successfully tying him to the left wing and its outrages. For instance, <a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/fabiola-santiago/article246926947.html" target="_blank">many reports have argued </a>that Biden lost numerous Cuban and Venezuelan voters in Florida because attack ads painted him in league with socialists and communists - something that is very close to those particular voters' hearts. </div><div><br />This could be avoided by splitting the parties. The left wing should break away from the Democratic Party and form its own organization. AOC or some other firebrand could be its leader. Similarly with Trump and his right wing supporters. That would then leave the traditional Democratic and Republican parties to the moderates who don't want to be associated with the fringe. </div><div><br /></div><div>Obviously, in Congress, the left wing party would largely vote with the Democrats, and the right wing party with the Republicans, but in major elections, Democrats and Republicans wouldn't have to suffer because of the outrages of their extreme elements. It would be much harder for an attack ad to tie Biden to AOC and socialism if all those socialists weren't actually members of, and influencers of, the Democratic Party. The same would be true for Republicans. </div><div><br /></div><div>Four parties would, of course, solve one set of problems only to create different ones. What happens when the candidate is a Democrat and the left wing party refuses to support him/her? Conservatives then run away with the election. Beyond that, it could create headaches in Congress. </div><div><br /></div><div>But I can't personally see how more parties would be a bad thing for American democracy. I've argued elsewhere that the U.S. is the only major democratic country on earth with only two political parties, and that's despite having the third highest population. Canada has 5 parties currently represented in its legislature, despite having only a fraction of the U.S. population. India literally has dozens. </div><div><br /></div><div>So when I become king of America, this is the first change I'm going to make. The second will be to ban guns. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. </div>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-77107460735260058282020-10-21T00:06:00.001-04:002020-10-26T02:28:08.055-04:00Quitting Social Media<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN-q6GtJO_gPfiL-omf_JykHY0uevhznLC8QtHjzdQ5xq5U8pdx8FqL_jt7u5td5Ziil2Xkkp-PY15eWkPOpmNQeisXusPZAXegJ9TQXrm7heD2xxJtFhJs7B8jEted58vSVaL8A/s300/logout.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="204" data-original-width="300" height="218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN-q6GtJO_gPfiL-omf_JykHY0uevhznLC8QtHjzdQ5xq5U8pdx8FqL_jt7u5td5Ziil2Xkkp-PY15eWkPOpmNQeisXusPZAXegJ9TQXrm7heD2xxJtFhJs7B8jEted58vSVaL8A/w320-h218/logout.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>So, I wrote a seven- or eight-paragraph post about why I'm quitting social media, but I just deleted it all. <div><br /></div><div>Rather than ramble about how social media is destroying society and how I don't want to be part of that anymore, I'm just going to say that I'm getting off social media after the election. I don't know yet if I'm going to delete my accounts, or just log out and remove the apps from my phone. But my intention is for this to be a permanent state of affairs. </div><div><br /></div><div>Some of you know that I keep a Twitter account called Scenes of the Bluegrass where I post pictures of Kentucky that people submit to me. It has about 8,000 followers. I will probably keep running that account. </div><div><br /></div><div>I will continue to update this blog with occasional posts, and I intend to keep my <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn4QEHbr9HMMgdJ6y-k6AfA" target="_blank">YouTube channel</a> where I post my music. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn4QEHbr9HMMgdJ6y-k6AfA" target="_blank">You can follow me there</a> if you're interested in seeing my videos. You can also sign up to get my new blog posts by email. It's right there on the right side of this screen under SUBSCRIBE VIA EMAIL. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-39797525442411427192020-09-24T18:57:00.000-04:002020-09-24T18:57:01.162-04:00Washington's Nightmare Comes To Life<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnSm8oYh1fCoWMrT1G0376X_WqefqKwXUytLa2spfS5WEunWCP47derc48Xl4eu_vZZQYlieY_E7CmQlPrK5sxOPUS2rTz1DyPb10gKdVNpPsJPHhFVOZrJTqrEqVWgsFwUeqb0A/s1857/Washington%2527s+Nightmare.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1857" data-original-width="1200" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnSm8oYh1fCoWMrT1G0376X_WqefqKwXUytLa2spfS5WEunWCP47derc48Xl4eu_vZZQYlieY_E7CmQlPrK5sxOPUS2rTz1DyPb10gKdVNpPsJPHhFVOZrJTqrEqVWgsFwUeqb0A/s320/Washington%2527s+Nightmare.png" /></a></div><br />So I wrote a book on the history of American political parties a few years ago called Washington's Nightmare - so-named because at the end of his presidency, George Washington warned Americans about forming and supporting political parties. He called political coalitions "truly our worst enemy" and noted that they represented a "frightful despotism." <p></p><p>I think it's fair to say we're currently living Washington's nightmare in real-time, every day. </p><p>More relevant now than ever, if you haven't picked up a copy of my book, maybe now is the time to do it. It's a brief survey of the history of party politics in America, covering all the major parties that have come and gone throughout American history. It includes chronological looks at the Democratic and Republican parties and how they have changed through the years. </p><p><br /></p><p>You can buy Washington's Nightmare <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Q120CJK" target="_blank">here</a>. It's available in both Kindle e-book and paperback formats. If you like podcasts, I also wrote a six-part series based on the book for <a href="https://wondery.com/shows/american-history-tellers/" target="_blank">American History Tellers and Wondery.</a> They're currently (as of Fall 2020) re-airing the series, which originally ran in 2018. </p><p><br /></p>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-51556595971005580382020-05-29T12:48:00.000-04:002020-05-29T12:48:26.724-04:00George Floyd's Arrest and Cause of DeathSometimes during slow nights at work, I like to pass the time by watching YouTube videos. One type of video I like watching are police-related vids - high speed chases, dash cam videos, officer involved shootings, etc. It's like watching a cop show, but for realzies. <div>
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So my first thought on seeing the video of George Floyd was that he probably violently resisted arrest, so the cops were holding him down firmly. Cops do this all the time with violent offenders. Since he was talking, it was clear that the knee on his neck wasn't actually choking him, despite that being the widely-accepted narrative. This is also something that suspects do all the time - resist arrest, then cry and complain when the cops take them to the ground. I typically don't have a lot of sympathy in those cases (of course, normally, they aren't actually dying). </div>
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5) <b>None of this explains why the cops were pinning him down or why the one cop kept his knee on the man's neck for so long</b>. Again, hopefully body cams can clear that up. What's clear is that they shouldn't have laid on top of him as long as they did. The cop with the knee almost seems to be defying the crowd. You get the impression he didn't want to look weak by moving after they demanded it, so he just stayed in place for no good reason. Despite that, I don't believe his knee caused Mr. Floyd's death. There's certainly nothing in the available videos to suggest that. </div>
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An inability on the part of the public for calm, rational analysis of things like this is why we have riots and looting afterward. And unfortunately, the press, politicians, voices on social media - all these people make matters worse by instantly starting a bandwagon on one side or the other, and everyone seems to just fall in line. In the end, people like me are left wondering if anyone on either side of the political aisle has the ability to think sensibly or impartially anymore. </div>
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Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-32889076265314540272020-03-30T00:16:00.002-04:002020-03-30T00:16:45.392-04:00Elegy for the Victims of the PandemicI never intended, planned, or expected to be working on the front lines of a global pandemic. If you had told 25-year-old Scott that he'd be doing this at age 45, he'd have probably fainted.<br />
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But the winding, hilly, curvy, tortuous path I've followed in life has led me to be in this place, at this time. I am an X-ray tech at a hospital in downtown Cincinnati. I work at night and spend the vast majority of my 12-hour shifts X-raying patients in the Emergency Room and on the various floor units of the hospital.<br />
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As my friends and family know all too well, my religious beliefs these days wax and wane depending on my mood. As this blog testifies, I have long ago given up the traditional beliefs of my youth. But in these last few weeks, I've found myself continually thinking of the countless sermons and Sunday School lessons I heard growing up about great biblical characters who were faced with circumstances they didn't exactly ask for. </div>
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I don't want to drink this cup. I don't want to be on the front lines of a global pandemic. But this is where my life's path has brought me. I don't normally talk about things like this, but I have always felt that I was built/made/designed for something important. Maybe that's just my white, privileged, upper middle class, male ego talking. But it's how I've always felt. </div>
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All of this is sort of a long introduction to a piano piece that I have written to honor and remember those who have lost their lives in this pandemic. I originally intended to write a really sad lament, but it turned out a little different than I expected. Though I began it in a minor key, I very quickly transitioned into the relative major. Those of you who aren't musicians won't understand what I mean by that, but minor keys are usually associated with sad or dark music, while major keys are typically associated with happy or upbeat music. </div>
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On vacations and other long trips, this album would also get played through a least a couple of times. I knew all the songs on it by heart. As I got older, more compilations were put out and I eventually had his Greatest Hits volumes 1, 2, and 3.<br />
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For a long time those were the only Elton John albums I had, and the songs on those albums were basically the only Elton John songs I knew. Then, in college, I got a book with note-for-note transcripts of a bunch of Elton John songs. Many of them were songs I wasn't familiar with. There was one in particular - Indian Sunset - that I really enjoyed playing and I was dying to hear the real, actual song. (Children, this was back before Al Gore invented the Internet.)<br />
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So I figured out which album that song was on (it was Madman Across the Water) and I bought the CD. I ended up liking every song on the album, which didn't surprise me, since I'd always liked every other Elton John song I'd ever heard.<br />
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Still, after that, I never bought another Elton John album. Up until a few years ago, I was okay with only knowing the same 35 or so songs I'd had on my greatest hits albums and my one studio album.<br />
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But then I got a subscription to Amazon Music and discovered they had every single one of his past albums available. So I created a playlist with 372 songs on it. I've been listening to it very regularly now for the past few years.<br />
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And now I've decided I'm qualified to make a list ranking his albums from worst to best.<br />
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I am ranking the 31 studio albums that Elton John has released as of 2019. I have <b><i>not</i></b> included any live albums, compilations, or collaboration albums he's done with other people. I also am not including the five or six movie soundtracks he's done over the years. These are just the 31 solo studio albums that he has put out since 1969.<br />
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I didn't actually intend for this introduction to be so long, but hey, shit happens. Anyway, here's the first part of the list. Let me know what you think, although be aware that if you disagree, you'll be wrong.<br />
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<b>31. VICTIM OF LOVE</b><br />
<b><br /></b>If you've ever heard this album, then you are like me: a victim of Victim of Love. This is a no-brainer. I can't imagine a ranking of Elton John studio albums that <i style="font-weight: bold;">didn't</i> put this album as the very worst. It's not just Elton's worst album, it has to be one of the worst albums that's ever been recorded by a major act. It's remarkably bad. It is absolutely unbelievable that a star of Elton's caliber agreed to do an album this awful.<br />
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Here's the thing: It's a freaking disco album. The first song is an 8-minute disco version of Johnny B. Goode, if you want an idea of how awful it is. I think all the other songs are originals, but they are just terrible. And it's not just because disco is terrible. Even by disco standards, these songs suck. I guess if you were high as a kite in orange bell bottoms on a disco dance floor in Germany in 1979, maybe it would've been fine, but I can't imagine any other setting where this album isn't just fucking terrible.<br />
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I don't know the background of the album, but it seems to have been a record company gimmick to cash in on the disco fad of the late 70s. Released in 1979, Elton basically only participated by singing the songs. He didn't write any of the music or play keyboards (or any other instrument) on any of the songs. And he's never performed any of them live. The record company seems to have wanted something, Elton was too fucked up on coke to produce anything, so they brought in studio musicians and songwriters to write and record a disco album, and then just brought Elton in to sing the lyrics and put his name on the cover. That's what it appears to be, anyway.<br />
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Regardless, it's terrible. I skip the songs when they come on.<br />
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<b>30. THE THOM BELL SESSIONS</b><br />
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I haven't seen the Elton biopic, so I don't know if it addresses this, but the late 70s seem to have been a bad time in Elton's life. This is another terrible album from that time.<br />
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Thom Bell was a famous producer who had developed a sound called Philadelphia Soul. Elton had written a stand-alone single called <i>Philadelphia Freedom</i> in 1975 that tapped into this sound. After that, he apparently wanted to work with Bell for a whole album. Evidently the two didn't get along well and they ended up only recording 6 songs before calling it quits. Even though the recording sessions took place in 1977, the album wasn't released until 1979, and then it was only a 3-song EP. One of those songs (<i>Mama Can't Buy You Love</i>) did end up going to #9 on the charts.<br />
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In 1989, the album was re-released, this time with all 6 songs.<br />
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With the exception of <i>Mama Can't Buy You Love</i> (which is a decent song), both incarnations of this album suck. Maybe if I was into 1970s Philadelphia Soul music, I would like it. But I'm not. The background music is heavy on brassy orchestration and apparently one of the gimmicks of this sound is to repeat a catchy chorus about 435 times at the end of the song. I mean these songs just go on and on and on, and it's not NEW music, it's the same hook, over and over and over again. If you're familiar with <i>Mama Can't Buy You Love</i>, you'll know what I'm talking about.<br />
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With the exception of <i>Mama</i>, I skip all these songs when they come on.<br />
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<b>29. WONDERFUL CRAZY NIGHT</b><br />
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But the problem is that there are no really good songs on it. It's basically just 10 very average, forgettable tracks. A few of the songs have a catchy beat or a catchy hook, but all in all the music is just not great. It feels very much like what it is ... an album by a 70-year-old former pop/rock star who has long since graduated into the low end of the Adult Contemporary arena.<br />
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I also can't stand the cover of this album. In my opinion, Elton John is remarkably bad at album covers. He's got some really, really awful ones in his catalogue. This is one of them. The expression on his face and his body language on the cover reminds me disturbingly of my mother-in-law. And the music can probably also be described as Music Your Mother-In-Law Would Like.<br />
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<b>28. ICE ON FIRE</b><br />
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This album is from 1985 and it's like he wasn't even trying at this point. There is one gem on this album in the song <i>Nikita</i>, but that's about it. <i>Wrap Her Up</i> is catchy, but it's ultimately just bubble-gum pop by two gay guys (George Michael sings back-up) pretending to be straight.<br />
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And besides those two songs, the others are all "meh." Some are basically skippers, but even those you don't skip are basically songs you never need to hear again.<br />
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<b>27. A SINGLE MAN</b><br />
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Back to that bad period in the late 70s again, and another album that's just not that good. This was the second album Elton did after "breaking up" with his longtime writing partner, Bernie Taupin. The first was the aforementioned Thom Bell Sessions and the third was Victim of Love. This one, at least, was a straightforward studio album with Elton writing the songs and performing them, albeit with a different lyricist.<br />
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I put this album above Ice on Fire simply because A Single Man has the song <i>Georgia </i>on it. I absolutely love this song. It's probably in my top 10. Elton had made his fame playing a style of music I like to call piano-driven Gospel Rock, and in the late 70s, he moved away from that sound, pretty much permanently. But <i>Georgia </i>was like one last hurrah of that classic Elton, piano-driven Gospel Rock sound. I just love this song.<br />
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There are a few other decent songs to be found here, but all in all it's not a good album. Elton just wasn't the same during the 5 or 6 years that he and Bernie Taupin weren't writing together.<br />
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As a bit of trivia, Elton frequently recorded songs during his recording sessions that didn't make the final cut for the album. They were sometimes used as "B-sides" for singles, and other times just stuck into the vault unreleased. Years later, they would frequently make it onto compilation albums of "rare" songs or included with re-releases of the studio albums they were recorded with.<br />
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One of those songs for this album was called <i>Flintstone Boy</i>. It was originally the B-side to a single. It's now included on the reissue of A Single Man. It's the only song I know of where Elton John wrote the music <i>and</i> the lyrics. Elton is famous for his playing and songwriting, but lyrics are not his forte, which is why he's always used a lyricist to write with him.<br />
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I guess maybe in the wake of breaking up with Bernie Taupin he decided to try his hand at writing some lyrics. The result is this song. And it is absolutely awful. It seriously must be the most inane, asinine set of lyrics I have ever heard. And I guess because the lyrics were so uninspiring, the music he wrote for them was also pretty terrible. It's just a bad song. Definitely a skipper.<br />
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<b>26. THE ONE</b><br />
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This is an album from 1992. It reminds me a bit of Wonderful Crazy Night in that it doesn't have any bad songs, but it also doesn't have anything really all that great on it. I need an album to have at least a few gems, and this one doesn't deliver. The songs are all okay, but there's just nothing here that I would ever intentionally go and play. The title track was a top 10 hit and it's probably the best song on the album.<br />
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<b>25. THE DIVING BOARD</b><br />
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This is another recent album, having been put out in 2013. If you like albums that sound like basic jazzy piano bar music, then this is an album for you. As a pianist, I like the piano-driven aspects of the album, which includes 3 brief piano solo instrumentals scattered among the regular songs (called Dream #1, Dream #2, and Dream #3).<br />
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<i>The Ballad of Blind Tom </i>is a good one that tells the story of a real-life pianist in the late 19th century. He was a black man born into slavery who was a blind piano prodigy. He could also apparently mimic any voice he ever heard and repeat long speeches and soliloquies from memory. He was diagnosed as mentally handicapped during his life, but he was likely an autistic savant. Someone could play him a song he'd never heard before, and he could immediately play it back to them, note-for-note.<br />
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If there's any problem with this album, it's just that it's a little too piano-lounge for me. You need to have a glass of brandy, a book of philosophy, and a tweed jacket on when you listen to this album.<br />
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<b>24. THE FOX</b><br />
<b><br /></b>We're beginning now to reach the stage where the albums are more good than bad. This album comes from 1981 and Elton had begun to write with Bernie Taupin again, although Taupin only wrote the lyrics for about half the songs.<br />
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<i>Just Like Belgium</i> is probably the best song on this album. There aren't any bad songs here, although a couple of them are just sort of boring. <i>Carla/Etude/Fanfare</i> are three songs that all run together on the original B side of the album, comprising about 6 minutes of instrumental music. Why there are three different titles to what is basically a single 6-minute instrumental is anyone's guess. The music then runs directly into the next track, called <i>Chloe</i>, which is the only one of the four that actually has lyrics.<br />
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But all in all, this is a decent record with some good hooks and laid back grooves that make for a decent 80s soft rock album.<br />
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<b>23. EMPTY SKY<br /></b><br />
This was Elton John's first album, released in the UK in 1969. It was not released in the U.S. at the time, which is why his second, self-title album, is frequently named as his "first" album. Empty Sky didn't get released until 1975 in the U.S., at the height of his fame.<br />
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This album's main strengths lie in its hints of the greatness that was to come, and in its novelty value. If you're familiar with "classic" Elton John, you notice immediate differences when you listen to this album. His voice sounds different, and many of the songs have a very 60s, psychedelic sound to them. He bizarrely opted to play harpsichord instead of piano on a number of the songs, which gives them a very foreign, artsy kind of feel.<br />
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The best song on the album actually wasn't even on the original album released in 1969. <i>It's Me That You Need</i> was one of several singles released independently at that time. The song has since been included on reissues of the album.<br />
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Another song from the album, <i>Skyline Pigeon</i>, is easily one Elton's best songs, but not the early version found on Empty Sky. On this version, he plays harpsichord, and it totally ruins the song. A few years later had the sense to re-record and re-release it, and that second version is one of my favorite Elton John songs.<br />
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<b>22. TOO LOW FOR ZERO</b><br />
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This is actually Elton's best-selling album of the 1980s, but as a whole, I think it's actually among his worst. But that doesn't mean it's a bad album.<br />
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To begin with, it has <i>I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues</i> on it, and that's one of his best songs (maybe his very best song) of the 1980s. It also produced several other hits that are decent, including <i>I'm Still Standing</i>, <i>Kiss the Bride, </i>and the title track. <i>Kiss the Bride</i> is another one of those bubble-gum pop songs that Elton did so well in the 80s and which sound funny today because OF COURSE he didn't want to kiss the bride.<br />
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In any case, the reason this album is lower than most of his other 80s albums is because besides those hits, the rest of the songs on the album are pretty weak. A set of pretty much forgettable songs.<br />
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<b>21. THE BIG PICTURE</b><br />
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According to the Wikipedia article, lyricist Bernie Taupin lists this album as his least favorite, because he apparently thinks his lyrics weren't very good. Considering how bizarre and sometimes even silly his lyrics can be, I don't necessarily understand what his problem with this particular album is.<br />
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In any case, this album is from 1997 and its very heavy on orchestration. Some of the songs give a sense of elevator music. It's definitely strongly in the Adult Contemporary camp. But over time, this album has grown on me.<br />
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A lot of the songs are very dramatic and theatrical (he wrote a number of movie soundtracks in the 90s, including The Lion King and several others, so he must have just been in that mode when he went into the studio to do this one). If you let yourself, you can kind of get swept away in the drama of a few of the songs, with their big, sweeping orchestrations and their booming climaxes.<br />
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<i>Something About the Way You Look Tonight</i> is probably the last truly great song Elton John wrote. It got a lot of attention and airplay because it was the B-side to his standalone single <i>Candle in the Wind 1997</i>, the tribute to Princess Diana, which is to this day the best-selling single of all time.<br />
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Keep watching for my next post, which will continue the countdown from 20 to 11. We're going to start getting into some really, really good Elton John albums. <br />
<br />Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-12689449248954341082019-11-03T12:31:00.001-05:002019-11-03T12:31:23.941-05:00Bohemian Rhapsody So in the early spring, I bought a book of Queen songs arranged for piano. I started learning Bohemian Rhapsody and very quickly decided the arrangement was lacking. So I decided to make my own arrangement.<br />
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Between the time I took creating the arrangement and the time it took me to learn it, I've been working on this piece for most of the year.<br />
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I finally got a version of it recorded that is at least halfway decent.<br />
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Here it is.<br />
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<br />Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-20004143184614905172019-10-29T22:45:00.000-04:002019-10-29T22:45:02.735-04:00Christmas Music PlaylistI know it's early in the season for this, but I figured I would announce this now. I've spent the fall arranging a set of my favorite Christmas songs for piano. And I've recorded those songs and put them into a playlist on YouTube that anyone can access.<br />
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So this Christmas, if you're looking for traditional Christmas music, and you like piano music, you can put this playlist on in the background. Also, just in case anyone is interested, you can also buy the sheet music for any of these arrangements by <a href="https://www.noteflight.com/marketplace/search#/keyword:b.%20scott%20christmas">CLICKING HERE</a>.<br />
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The YouTube playlist is <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLncRZCPHkyao4MKz58LmHYV7Jouk91dbG">HERE</a>.<br />
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Here's one of the videos from the playlist, to give you a taste:<br />
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<br />Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-60463119487464468832019-10-09T16:28:00.001-04:002019-10-09T16:28:49.157-04:00Notes from the CaveThank you to everyone who responded to my last blog post. I didn't respond individually to anyone, but I read all your responses and appreciate them.<br />
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I've decided to keep the blog going. With 13 years of posts, some of which I am still pretty proud of, there's not really any good reason to delete the blog. Even if I wasn't going to update it anymore, I probably wouldn't delete the blog outright. </div>
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But I think I probably will continue to post now and then. I think one of the main reasons why my production has waned so much is because I'm writing podcast scripts now on a regular basis and have very little time to do things like blogging. Also, my writing fix gets satisfied by the script writing, so I don't necessary "need" to blog. </div>
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Anyway, speaking of podcast scripts, in my last <a href="http://serene-musings.blogspot.com/2019/02/notes-from-cave.html">Notes from the Cave in February</a>, I promised to keep you abreast of what was going on with all that. I failed in that promise, although I still like saying the word "abreast."<br />
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I did start writing for the new podcast company in the early spring. They are called Parcast and they were actually bought by Spotify not long after I started writing for them. They have about 15 or 20 weekly scripted podcasts that they produce. I signed a contract with them and wrote two shows for them. The first was for a podcast called Assassinations and it was a 2-episode series on the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, which set off World War I.<br />
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The second was another 2-episode series for a show called Kingpins. It was about a marijuana smuggling operation in the Miami in the 1970s.<br />
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After that, I signed a new contract with Parcast (for more money, yay!) to write 10 more episodes. I am currently working on the 5th episode in that contract. The first was a 2-episode series for the show Cults about a Satanic cult in Massachusetts in the late 70s that was implicated in a string of prostitute murders. (I wasn't allowed to actually use the word "prostitute" in these scripts where all the characters were pimps and prostitutes. "Prostitute" is not PC, apparently. You have to call them "sex workers." #Hollywood, amiright?)<br />
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Then I wrote two stand-alone episodes for a show called Historical Figures. Neither of these has come out yet, so I'll refrain from giving away the subject matter. Both were people I had never heard of before beginning my research.<br />
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I'm currently working on another stand-along episode for a show called Gone, which discusses people and objects that have disappeared. I'm going to be writing two stand-alone episodes for this show as well.<br />
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The remaining four scripts in the contract have not been assigned yet, so I don't know what they'll be about.<br />
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Switching gears, let's talk about music. I'm still practicing the piano on a regular basis, about 4-5 days per week. I'm currently working on 4 songs, 3 of which are ALMOST finished. (Finished, for me, means a relatively clean take recorded on video.) Those three songs are the third movement of Beethoven's Pathetique Sonata (once learned, this will make 2 complete Beethoven sonatas that I have learned), a fantasia by Mozart, and my own arrangement of the Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody (you're REALLY gonna like that one). The fourth song that still needs some work is my own original classical-style composition called Rondo in A Minor: The Midnight Hour.<br />
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As for my composing, I have recently been putting a lot of time into arranging Christmas songs for solo piano. This is something I've been wanting to do since I first started playing again in 2016, but every year it gets to be Christmas time and I realize I've failed to do it. So this year, I started in September arranging Christmas songs. I'm about 75% done with the 19 songs that I've chosen to make arrangements for.<br />
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I'm not sure that I'll ever learn every single one of them, although that will remain to be seen. I wish I was good enough to be able to just sight-read all of them. Some of them are easy enough that I can almost do that. But regardless, the software I use will play back anything you write, with electronic versions of the instruments. And in this day and age, the software playback is pretty damn realistic. So after I'm done arranging this set of songs, I'm going to record the playback and then upload each song to YouTube. Then I'll put them all in a Christmas playlist that anyone can access if they want to turn on some solo piano music for Christmas this year. I'll post a link once it's done.<br />
<br />I should point out that the songs I've chosen are all traditional Christmas songs - I'm not a big fan of modern Christmas music, so don't expect any Mariah Carey or Amy Grant Christmas songs. Instead of Josh Groban, think Bing Crosby or Andy Williams.<br />
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If you are interested in listening to my compositions, both original compositions as well as numerous arrangements I've done, you can <a href="https://www.noteflight.com/profile/279a0c9228848f13d98a0c98bd4897d303215269#/public">click here</a> and hear them all. The one caveat is that you <i>do</i> have to create an account. But that's free to do. I have piano pieces as well as chamber music (small ensembles) and full orchestral works. I currently have about 70 public pieces. You can also buy some of my sheet music <a href="https://www.noteflight.com/profile/279a0c9228848f13d98a0c98bd4897d303215269">here</a>.<br />
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Anyway, thanks as always for reading (and listening!). </div>
Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-45747584273068560932019-09-27T23:00:00.001-04:002019-09-27T23:00:39.690-04:00Time for a ChangeI'm thinking about shutting this blog down. No one really reads blogs anymore, do they? Unless you're famous, they're kind of pointless in this day and age.<br />
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I never finished the series I started earlier this year about a new U.S. constitution. The second post got basically no attention so I kind of lost interest in continuing to write about it.<br />
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What do you think? Should I shut this 13-year-old blog down?Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-26898089224646564342019-05-15T17:49:00.004-04:002019-05-15T17:51:57.239-04:00A New United States Constitution, Part IIThe United States needs a new constitution. We have the oldest constitution on earth (and it's not even close), and while some might see that as something to celebrate, I see it as a big part of the reason why our nation and our government is increasingly useless and ineffective.<br />
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In <a href="http://serene-musings.blogspot.com/2019/05/a-new-united-states-constitution-part-i.html">Part I of this series</a> we looked at changes to the First Amendment that I would like to see occur. In Part II, we're gonna dive headlong into the Second Amendment. This actually won't take long because my idea for how to fix the second amendment is pretty simple.<br />
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<b>THE SECOND AMENDMENT</b><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.</i></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">Let's ignore the fact that the Second Amendment is so strangely worded (I mean, it was written by 18th century British people, after all). To fully understand what they meant, it's helpful to add some implied modifiers, remove some commas, and reword things a bit: "Since an efficient militia is necessary to the security of a state, the citizens have the right to own and carry guns." </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">I'm not going to spend a lot of time trying to convince you that the Second Amendment never meant what it's typically interpreted to mean. I'll simply say there are very good and convincing arguments that it was never about individual rights, but always and only about the need for state militias. This was an era when there was no permanent, professional U.S. military. States were expected to protect themselves from Indians or anyone else. Since states and towns frequently couldn't afford to arm their militias, men joining a militia were expected to provide their own guns. This remained true for many decades after the founding the of the country. It was only in the first part of the 19th century that permanent, federally-funded, professional standing armies began to be formed. In the 1780s, the same people who insisted on the Second Amendment thought that such standing armies were the tools of tyrants. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">So it really never had anything to do with your personal, individual right to have a gun. But none of that really matters for my purposes here, because I frankly don't care what the Supreme Court has said or what you think the amendment means. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">Nor does it matter what I think it means, because in our imaginary constitutional convention, we're gonna abolish the Second Amendment altogether. If there's no Second Amendment, then there can be no disagreement about what it means! </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">Gun rights activists often accuse liberals of wanting to "take away your guns." As an independent liberal, I plead guilty as charged. I totally want to take away your guns. If I was King Byron of the Kingdom of America, I would absolutely ban all guns forever for all time for any reason. And I'd put your ass in jail if you were caught with one. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">But I recognize that not everyone agrees that guns should be outlawed across the board. So that's actually NOT the reason I want to get rid of the Second Amendment. After all, this is a democracy and I'm just one person. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">I want to get rid of the Second Amendment because it's <i><b>fucking asinine</b></i> for a nation to have the right to own guns enshrined in its very constitution. It's no wonder this country is so obsessed with firearms that we have almost half of all the firearms on earth and literally have more than one gun per person. When it's included in our basic Bill of Rights, its not hard to figure out why we've developed a gun-obsessed culture. Only two other countries on earth have gun ownership in their constitution - Mexico and Guatemala. Now <i>there's </i>two countries you want to be aligned with. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">Abolishing the Second Amendment would get rid of any constitutional arguments for gun regulation. Local, state, and federal governments could regulate guns within reason, and there'd be no appealing to the constitutionality of the laws. Just like you can't make a constitutional argument about whether it's okay to pass speed limit laws, you wouldn't be able to make a constitutional argument about a town, city, or state that wanted to limit guns in whatever way its elected officials saw fit. It would also allow the federal government to develop standards and regulations - like blanket assault weapons bans or high capacity magazine bans or whatever. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">Don't like your town or state's gun laws? Elect new leaders! But you don't get to cry about constitutionality. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">I hate guns and I want to take away your guns. But since I don't get to make that call, I think we should abolish the Second Amendment in order to allow the government to sensibly regulate guns without appeals to a constitutional right that someone thinks they should have. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #222222;"><span style="background-color: white;">In our next article, we're going to move away from the Bill of Rights and talk about terms limits on federal offices. </span></span>Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-53037501888063230122019-05-01T16:22:00.002-04:002019-05-15T17:51:06.342-04:00A New United States Constitution, Part I In recent years, a number of people and groups from across the political spectrum have called for amendments to the constitution on a variety of topics. This is nothing new. There have always been calls for amendments to the constitution. Sometimes (though not often), they even get passed.<br />
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But I think it's time for a whole new constitution. I mean completely rewriting our constitution to reflect the modern issues affecting 21st century America. I've been thinking along these lines for several years now. We need to call a constitutional convention.<br />
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Trying to fit 21st century problems into an 18th century legal document is a bit like trying to put a square peg into a round hole. It just doesn't work, and if you force it, it's all stupid-looking and probably won't last very long.<br />
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Our constitution is hopelessly outdated. But we treat it as though it's just one very, very small level below sacred scripture. Like the Bible, we treat the constitution as somehow inviolate and sacrosanct, the final and inerrant Word of the Founding Fathers, who themselves are frequently treated as mini-Christs. <a href="http://serene-musings.blogspot.com/2010/02/founding-father-wars.html">I've written about this before</a>. It's the Doctrine of Constitutional Infallibility, and it's deeply ingrained in the American psyche.<br />
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The Constitution was written in the 18th century, addressing 18th century problems that were unique to a small, rural, coastal nation that was just starting out. It's woefully inadequate to address the issues of a massive country that is the world's largest economy and superpower.<br />
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But I'm really not here to convince you we need a new constitution. I actually want to talk about what a new constitution would look like.<br />
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Now, I'm no political philosopher. I'm not a lawyer, a legal expert, or trained in constitutional law. And I'm not pretending to be. But I do have some ideas for a few changes we need to make. In this series of articles, I intend to outline a number of proposals that I think would make for a better constitution and, subsequently, a better society to live in.<br />
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In Part I, we're going to look at the First Amendment. <br />
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<b>THE FIRST AMENDMENT</b><br />
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<b>Freedom of Speech</b><br />
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Everybody loves the First Amendment, right? Freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of religion. It's all hunky-dory, cum-ba-ya, American Pie stuff.<br />
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But there has long been one acknowledged problem with freedom of speech in particular: it protects hate speech to<span style="font-family: inherit;">o. As recently as 2017, in an unanimous Supreme Court decision affirming that hate speech is constitutionally-protected, Justice Samuel Alito wrote: </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">[The notion that the government can restrict] speech expressing ideas that offend ... strikes at the heart of the First Amendment. Speech that demeans on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, religion, age, disability, or any other similar ground is hateful; but the proudest boast of our free speech ... is that we protect the freedom to express "the thought that we hate."</span></blockquote>
Most people agree: in order to have freedom of speech, you have to allow people to say offensive stuff too.<br />
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My question is this: Has anyone ever stopped to ask if this is ACTUALLY true? Is there some philosophical, legal, or social reason why we can't outlaw hate speech while still having freedom of every other kind of speech?<br />
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The first change we need to make in our new constitutional convention is to rewrite the First Amendment to specifically and categorically ban hate speech and, especially, hate groups, including the rights of those groups to assemble.<br />
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The typical argument against this is that it would create some sort of slippery slope - that if we started banning offensive speech, then we might somehow slide slowly and surely into tyranny. Justice Anthony Kenn<span style="font-family: inherit;">edy made this point in the same 2017 case mentioned above: </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">A law that can be directed against speech found offensive to some portion of the public can be turned against minority and dissenting views to the detriment of all. The First Amendment does not entrust that power to the government’s benevolence. Instead, our reliance must be on the substantial safeguards of free and open discussion in a democratic society.</span></blockquote>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">I'm not suggesting that we ban "offensive" speech. Instead, I'm specifically talking about speech that is intentionally and specifically used for the purpose of spreading hatred against other people or groups of people. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I'm also not talking about what you do or say in private. I'm not suggesting that if you use the n-word in your own home, someone should be able to report you to authorities and have you fined. I'm not even saying that if you go out in public and call someone the n-word, you should be able to be fined for that. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I'm talking more specifically about hate groups that seek to spread a message of intolerance and hatred towards other people. Think of white nationalists/supremacists, certain Christian, Muslim, and Jewish separatist groups, Neo-Nazis, the KKK, etc. Basically, any group recognized as a hate group by reputable organizations that track such things. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Is there any reason on earth why freedom of speech has to mean these sorts of groups can exist? Why would banning their right to meet, march, protest, advertise, put up signs, hand out pamphlets, have a website, or use social media mean that somehow our society was going to devolve into tyranny? That's abject nonsense. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">And it's proven by the fact that numerous other democratic, industrialized nations have such bans on hate speech and hate groups and somehow they've managed to not descend into chaos. In Germany, for instance, Nazism is illegal. You can't wear a swastika, you can't promote Nazi ideology, and you can't even deny the Holocaust. Yet, magically, Germany is still a free democracy! Furthermore, virtually every country in Europe, plus a bunch of others around the world, ban hate speech outright. Guess what? Their citizens are still free! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">It's part of the Doctrine of Constitutional Infallibility that somehow you can't have freedom of speech and also ban hate groups and hate speech. It's American mythology. It's an American lie. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">We already ban some forms of speech. Walk into a crowded theater and yell "ACTIVE SHOOTER!" if you'd like to test those bans. Slander and libel laws are also examples of how speech is limited in this country. Outlawing hate speech and hate groups would go a long way towards solving some of the problems in this country, and there is not a shred of evidence to suggest it would lead us into a loss of our free democratic principles.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Freedom of religion is also enshrined in the First Amendment, and legal precedent based on that freedom has led to the notion of separation of church and state. That phrase, however, is not actually in the constitution or the text of the First Amendment. I think it would be beneficial to alter the wording of the religion clause to specifically note that there is a firm and unbreachable divide between church and state, between government and religion. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Government can not touch religion (unless it's a hate group or doing other illegal things) and religion can not touch government (meaning you can't legislate your religious beliefs). </span><br />
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I would also like to see a clause expressly forbidding churches from having any sort of involvement whatsoever in politics, including especially political lobbying. Religious political lobbying has had an enormously detrimental effect on American society in the last 40 years, and should be completely outlawed. Religious groups don't pay taxes. They therefore should have absolutely no right to directly influence public policy through lobbyists.<br />
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Thoughts? Opinions? Agree or disagree? Would you change anything else in the First Amendment?<br />
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In <a href="http://serene-musings.blogspot.com/2019/05/a-new-united-states-constitution-part-ii.html">Part II</a>, we'll look at changes I'd like to see to the Second Amendment. That should be a fun discussion.<br />
<br />Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-70290258667071031602019-02-21T18:12:00.002-05:002019-02-21T18:12:28.447-05:00Notes from the CaveI've had a few days off of work and it's a good thing because I've been sick with sinus crap. It started as primarily a fever and body aches over the weekend and now it's morphed into straight sinus issues. I'm pretty annoyed about the whole thing, honestly.<br />
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I was supposed to have breakfast with my parents and my aunt and uncle this morning, and I ended up sleeping right through my alarm because I was up really, really late because I couldn't fall back to sleep after waking up at 230 in the morning with a stomach ache.<br />
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On the plus side, I got my birthday presents this week. I only asked for Amazon gift cards for my birthday, so I was able to go on a big shopping spree and clear out some of my wish list, which consists largely of instruments and accessories. I got a banjo, a mandolin, and another harmonica, along with a tuner, some straps and extra strings, stands for the instruments, and a sheet music stand for my violin playing. Now I just have to learn how to play all this new stuff. I'm already planning my first song - a multi-track recording of Oh Susanna, with piano, guitar, banjo, mandolin, harmonica, and fiddle, alternating the melody line among the various instruments. We'll see how that goes.<br />
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In any case, Nile River Studios is really beginning to shape up. The only major thing I have left to get is a decent drum set. I have no plans currently to buy a bass guitar, although that might change in the future, just depending on how much recording I decide to do. I've got a MIDI controller I can use to play bass lines so it seems kind of silly to get a bass guitar that I'm otherwise not all that interested in playing for its own sake. All the other things I've bought are instruments I actually want to play as an end in themselves, whether or not I ever record anything with them.<br />
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I recently finished recording my latest piano piece which was actually a composition by Erik Satie, one of the French Impressionist musicians of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. I haven't traditionally played much music of this style, but this one is a particularly pretty piece.<br />
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I've cut back the number of new songs I'm learning at any given time on the piano, simply because I'm needing more time for playing my other instruments these days. I'm currently only working on 3 new songs, down from the 5 that I've traditionally done in the past. As I've been adding more and more songs to my permanent repertoire, I also need more time to play those songs during my practice sessions to keep them sharp.<br />
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Additionally, I MIGHT have a new writing opportunity coming. You all know I wrote a podcast series for Wondery last fall. That all turned out really well and was a great professional writing experience. A few weeks ago, I contacted another podcast company and asked if they were in need of any writers. I ended up talking to one of their producers and sent some writing samples. We're currently working out the details of me maybe writing for one of their shows. So that's all still up in the air, but it looks like a real possibility. So with the potential ahead for more writing work, I figured I should keep my piano practice time as short as possible - I just won't have 3 hours a day if I'm working on a writing project.<br />
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Obviously, I'll keep you all abreast (lol, I said "breast") of how that all goes.Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10535260741343975445noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29179803.post-70553517016401716052018-11-19T12:00:00.000-05:002018-11-19T12:00:05.257-05:00American History Tellers Podcast <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So I've gotten the opportunity to write a series for a podcast company called <a href="https://wondery.com/">Wondery</a>. </div>
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I'll be honest: before this opportunity came up, I'd never listened to a podcast before. I actually <i>recorded </i>a podcast once, but I never heard the finished product. (That was when I was working for a friend's English language learning company as the resident writing expert and we did a podcast for the website on English writing tips.) </div>
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Anyhoo, I am finishing up a series of scripts for a Wondery podcast called <a href="https://wondery.com/shows/american-history-tellers/">American History Tellers</a>. </div>
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This podcast tells stories of American history in a sort of documentary format, including lots of sound effects and re-enactments of historical events. I keep telling people it's sort of like a history documentary you'd see on TV, except it's for audio. It's also similar to an audio book - although unlike printed books, it's actually written for listening. </div>
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The series I'm writing is on the history of party politics in the United States. It starts in the 1790s and goes up through the present day. It's a 6-part series. Each episode is about 40-45 minutes. </div>
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Please understand, I'm <i>writing the script</i> for the series, I'm not <i>narrating </i>it. It's narrated by a podcaster named Lindsay Graham (no, not the douchey senator from South Carolina). It's not in the format of a lot of podcasts where you hear a couple of people talking back and forth or doing an interview. It's a narrative podcast - you're basically listening to a story. It's immersive in style, attempting to put you as the listener right down into the action as it takes place. </div>
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For anyone who doesn't know how podcasts work, it's free. You just listen. There are commercials, like on TV. There are a number of ways to listen. You can <a href="https://wondery.com/shows/american-history-tellers/">go to the Wondery website </a>and stream the shows from your computer. You can listen through smart devices like the Amazon echo (I read somewhere that you can just ask Alexa to play American History Tellers and she'll take care of it for you). You can subscribe to it on whatever app you use to listen to podcasts...Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, NPR-One, etc. </div>
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The first episode drops on Wednesday, November 21, 2018. That's the day before Thanksgiving. The remainder drop each Wednesday thereafter. Of course, you can listen anytime, even if it's a year from now. </div>
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I would be really, really happy if you listened. I'd be even happier if you'd leave a review saying how much you loved it. </div>
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