The following is a fairly close recounting of a conversation I overheard today while in the waiting room at the doctor's office. The two people having this conversation were pharmaceutical reps in suits and ties.
Man 1: So was it an earthquake and then tsunami, or did the tsunami happen first?
Man 2: I thought the earthquake was first.
Man 1: No, I'm pretty sure the tsunami hit, and then the earthquake happened after that.
Man 2: Well, what caused the tsunami then?
Man 1: Hmm. I don't know.
Man 1: All I know is that as soon as I heard about it, I thought: "Man, what did YOU do to piss off God."
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Man 2: I couldn't help but think of a Godzilla movie. You know...everybody running around saying "aaaghh!"
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